Smut Smut!



Porn expo this friday! w00t! And what better way to kick things off then with some good old fashioned all american smut! Who doesn't like smut?! Seriously! Smut smut! And so the ever so wonderful Beautymoogle let me swing by her work place where she peddles many various things in the printed medium, but among them is SMUT! Smut is pretty good, I mean cmon seriously. I personally find smut books to be pretty funny.

So the lovely beautymoogle gave me such wonderful smutty books...


yes this is firemen smut. i started reading it, well actually according to beautymoogle in the first 100 pages there's smut, and she was right! i was laughing, like omg! seriously? who writes this?! too funny! does the hose match the engine? does he whip the hose around? LOL!


more smut! i randomly turned to a page, and i was like WTF? These are just some naughty words! can you even print that?! seriously! bsdm doesn't even cover it! hee hee!


Perfect for the porn expo! tera patrick's photoshopped book, and Seymour butt's book! w00t! I have to say Seymour butt's book is freaking funny! like haa haa! spread your ass cheeks to shave them. god it was funny! Not only that both of them will be signing their books at the roast beef convention! and guess what?!


I was tweeting that i was reading his book, and hoped he would sign my book, and he retweeted me! awesome!


I'm so reading this on the plane to vegas, yes bitches you will know where I am going. No don't talk to me, no hablo engles pervs!

Beautymoogle's office was pretty awesome. Her co workers are surrounded by books galore! like wow seriously! then we went off to have lunch! thai lunch at Peep!

shrimp dumplings
she had shrimp dumplings!

just veggies
vegetable tom yum soup for me

ginger chicken
ginger chicken, for some reason they gave her a HUGE ass plate for her dish!

tofu pad thai
i had boring old pad thai with tofu


action shot of her eating! lol!


It was pretty fun goofing off and hanging out with her, looking at all the smut out there. LOL! And yes I was reading smut on the train. haa haa!

I am so psyched and excited about the roast beef convention! w00t! there will be pics and vids if i'm lucky. and i'll bring tupperware for the roast beef. LOL!

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loveSHARA said...

I spotted the Tera Patrick book, while browsing in at Borders. Will pick it up soons.

And OMFG. I want to go to that convention, the t-shirt company T.I.T.S will be there and you can get an exclusive tee ahah . .

Enjoy!

wuzzyangel said...

Love Tera Patrick! LOL! She was the first one I got into! LOL! Haha Firemen Smut!

Hey take pics for us! Not of roastbeef of course, but some nice racks can't hurt! LOL!