smells like god's vagina



Saw Pineapple Express today. My god it was funny, crazy and quite enjoyable! it was very raunchy and potty mouthed to say the least. Yes they were getting high and smoking up a whole fucking lot. yes they were cursing and say much inappropriate things. yes they were doing things that just looked WRONG on so many levels. But hell it was goddamn funny!




Highly entertaining, its not hamlet people, its a about 2 guys who get high and all the stuff that happens. Hee hee. James Franco was pretty damn funny as a drug dealer. Rosie Perez is in there as a crooked cop, course she's just there being angry, which isn't a HUGE stretch from her present self, its not really acting on her part. The main character Del, well he's funny too, a 25 year old fuck up who has a high school aged gf. awesome.

Definitely not for kids, course that doesn't stop retard parents who don't want to shell out $$$ for a babysitter, cause you're 4 year old is a bratty whiny waste of zygote, so tell it to STFU! Clearly you'd rather pay the child ticket than to shell out for a babysitter thereby ruining everyone's experience at the movie. Good job retard parent. I'm sure your kid is wondering what all this cussing is about, and why everyone is constantly smoking, or what exactly God's vagina smells like. good job retard parent! Babysitters aren't that expensive! i mean dump the kid at the relatives instead! Just cause you want to watch a rated R movie, doesn't mean you should drag your kid along. this isn't kung fu panda. i don't understand why theatres even sell tickets for a child to rated R movies. Like cmon seriously.

But overall a great movie. The script was really freaking awesome! And the fight scene was funny and pretty damn good too!



Also, I finished reading the Watchmen graphic novel, all I can say is goddamn I hope the movie lives up to the novel, and they better not change the ending to make it all cheesy hollywood, the reason why its so awesome is out it was laid out and how the story flowed all the way till the end. totally excited to see it. ANd you should all go read it too! Fucking brilliant is what it is!

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xppinkx said...

Hola mi bitches...

i need to be stoned to watch a stoner movie..sadly i don't have any?...im dry as the desert..which is good cuz if i did have some to smoke i don't think i could go anywhere instead I'd find playing with my cat amusing....

i have yet to see this movie...

and you and those damn kids...i def. think your pro wire hanger...

YAY MORE UPDATING BITCHIN...

MakeupByRenRen said...

oh dang i was going to see this on saturday with my bf but i got lazy so we just did pay per view to wach harold and kumar 2...definitely going to see this movie this week