no fireworks

It rained here in nyc, and so I didn't venture out to see fireworks. something about humidity and rain and a bunch of idiots outdoors standing way too close together annoys me, no fireworks to be watched. I hung out with my friends, one which is completely crazy for he admitted he was getting his body hair lasered. now that wasn't the crazy part, it was that he was lasering his ENTIRE body! Oh my! that led to questions of exactly where? and how does one act when the lady is down there with a laser zapping away? and how do you explain that to a girl? oh yeah btw i'm a porn star! lol! JK!



Anyways this weekend I went to the landmark theatre here in nyc and saw the NeverEnding Story. Surprisingly enough I didn't see this movie when I was a kid in the 80's. I was seriously deprived of a lot of things as a kid. But yes the Neverending story. All I can say was that it was amazingly cheesy, and um filled with sexual innuendoes and a few other things that seem completely inappropriate for kids when you watch it from a grown up standing. The theatre was laughing along at the innuendoes.


this sounds so wrong. i like children, *wink wink* Something wrong about that flying dog. And I'm sorry, that boy looks like a girl, and not only that, he's not even native american! *gasp*

I have to say seeing the movie there was better than watching it on tv. yeah it didn't really have surround sound but seeing it on the big screen made it more enjoyable.


there is something wrong with this child empresses if she can't control her damn kingdom! yeah I know its a kiddie movie. i guess back then kids were way easily amused...hee hee...

and the famous Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. I didn't go my bro went instead to witness the disgusting display of gluttony. And yes I was cheering for Kobyashi to reclaim his mustard belt. Last year he had his wisdom teeth removed so yeah his jaw hurt like hell but he tried his damn best. I have to say the american Joey chestnut is a bit of an asshole. Like could you try to be humble and not a total prick? Better yet how about not jumping around like you're having a seizure? Oh wait that's his technique. LAME. I love how this year he decided to give himself the name "Jaws" ugh. plz,


if you're wondering, this year they had a tie, yes a tie! both of them were damn fast and ate 54 hot dogs, ewie! so they had a sudden death match! 5 hot dogs who ever shoves them fastest into his mouth wins. Joey won by a hair, literally! a hot dog hair! quite disgusting either way.

more food porn coming as always. more stuff that happened this weekend too. but alas...real world is catching up with me again!

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SUGABUM said...

Yea, it was a pretty sucky, rainy 4th of July this year. Those hot dog eating contests always make me feel like throwing up!

xppinkx said...

I didnt go out to watch the firworks either!!! it was impossible to find parking in the east village and on top of that it was raining and i was not about to walk my ass over to FDR too see fireworks with screaming babies and dirty bumz...

instead i went to go see hancock at union square...not a totally bad movie...but the theater was soo damn hot and all these black people were hoot and hollarin...i wanted to stab their necks...

holy hell i sound like you

it must be NYC....

xppinkx said...

no wonder why you are so damn mad...

diary of an angry mad asian woman...

hah hah haaa