I know it's been a while, eons actually. In fact the dinosaurs have died and cavemen have evolved into homo sapiens! Where have I been? Busy actually! Real life took over and let's face it, me putting together a somewhat cohesive post about something is not happening considering I've developed some serious A.D.D issues lately. Did you miss me!?
Oh Betsey! We really have to stop meeting like this! First it was a pop up shop the week I came back from Thailand, and now it's another sample sale! I swear you're after my wallet aren't you? You must be! But I love your stuff so much that I easily hand over my credit card to you with no worry. That is until the month's over and I get the statement! Doh!
Yes, after New Years it was my birthday month which basically meant the entire month was a haze of randomness. I have no idea what happened or how I got through it. But I did. Each year I always amaze myself at what happens and then go damn I'm old. Damn how old am I? Honestly I think I stopped counting after 27.
Where have I been? I know, no one's wondering. I've been busy with living life in NYC. Mostly because it's easier and faster to say what I need on twitter or tumblr. Yes I'm lazy. So to sum it up, sample sale, sample sale, travel, travel, sample sale, travel, eat at new places, be amazed at my smart phone, hate the timeline on fb, clear out clutter from my life, and disown idiots. After disowning people I free up a lot of time, a lot of me time. Which leads me to go out and do other random things.
Oh ladies, you know it was that time of the year again! Oh the uglies were out again! Even the workers there were like damn don't people work? I mean seriously, don't they work? Guess not! You know how it goes ladies, ugly women squeezing their fat asses into a dress 2 sizes too small for them. Grabbing things, snatching them, staring at you when they realize they want the dress you're wearing. This is a sample sale ladies, there's no holding back!
There was the Maker Fair, a pickle festival, a garlic festival and all sorts of random stuff along the way. I'm not sure which weekend this was, or how it all fit together, but it was definitely different. And if you haven't figured it out, I really like pickles and garlic. Vampires stay away!
So last monday in sept I went to see my man Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters play in Jersey. They're not playing NYC until Nov, so me and my friend went to Jersey to see them. I can honestly say that I really don't enjoy being in Jersey. Esp taking the bus there. God, talk about people with heinous B.O. And they all decided to swarm around me on the bus for some reason. Geez cause I'm thin doesn't mean I don't need some personal space you know! I had to get off the bus early cause I couldn't stand the smell of it all. I mean seriously I needed a gas mask to stay on that bus!
Time to break out the stretchy pants for realz now! Put your calorie counting apps away! There is no room for them here, as well as your bad attitude for having to share a table with strangers. Course if you're asian like me then you have no problem, cause hell we share tables at dim sum and have no problem eating and having a good time. Yes we asians have a good time.
Why the hell would I go to Tenn? Oh cause the J.D. Distillery is there! It is in fact the #1 selling american whiskey! And of course after going to Jameson in Ireland, I HAD to see Jack. Ironically the J.D. distillery is located in a dry county. Translation they don't drink there, they don't sell booze there, so you ain't getting no free sample of whiskey! WTF? Are we in bizzaro world? Yes, we are. What fuckery is this? How do you have a whiskey distillery and not give out free samples? Good job bible belt! Domo wanted to come and see what fuckery was a foot as well. So off we went. The J.D. distillery is located about 2 hours from Nashville. Just so you know. And yes you will see a piggly wiggly on the way there, and people driving lawn mowers around a la hank hill.
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